3/22/2010

12/24/2009

Merry Christmas!




And to those that have been naughty, watch out for Krampus!

12/16/2009

Enslaved Chicken Does thy Bidding

http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html

Like a Rock?



I know there are some serious Bush-haters out there, but calling the guy dumb after he fleeced the entire country is like calling yourself a bumbling nincompoop!

12/03/2009

You don't see Obama stickers on your way to work


Seriously, I never ever see Obama stickers on my way to or from work.

11/24/2009

Marylin Einstein


From far away, it's Marylin Monroe.  Up close, it's Alber Einstein.

11/20/2009

Olympic Gold


Let's face it, you have to be a strong swimmer just to make it to birth.

New Season of Metalocalypse


I just discovered this show a couple of weeks ago, and I'm hooked.  If you haven't seen this show yet, you're missing out.  BRUTAL!

11/13/2009

Classic D


All hail the mighty demon slayers!

Czar Wars


He knows how to use the force!

Ever feel like you're being watched?


Finally, a bathroom mural that makes sense!

Job Well Done


These guys are putting concrete pillars on the sidewalk to keep vehicles from parking there.  Looks like they did a good job, but I bet they'll be pretty upset when they try to drive away!

11/12/2009

Shoot yourself in the foot.

Well, interesting story today. Someone decided eavesdropping is a good idea. She decided to listen in on the owner of the company, and one of the managers. Then, she texted to a sales-person that the manager was "throwing her under the bus." It was an interesting tactic, but it doesn't work when you send the text message to the manager instead of the sales-person. She was sent home, and was told not to come back until someone called her. Obviously, she got caught trying to stir up trouble and eavesdropping, so if I were her I'd assume I'm unemployed.

11/11/2009

Literal Music Videos










What's your price?

As the host says at the end of the video, everyone has their price, what's yours?

Trailer Park Boys

If you haven't seen this show, you're missing out.  These guys know how to make a living!



J-Rock Rules the Rhymes!

Hardcore Heroes in a Half-Shell

Turtle Power!

If you know who Danzig is, you'll probably laugh as hard as I did.

For Shame!

I heard something at work today which reminded me why I hate my job.  This guy who does next to nothing and gets paid way too much, you know the type.  Every company has one.  Anyway, this guy is the worst I've ever seen.  He's late to his own meetings, dodges customers, and pawns what little work he has onto other people.  Overall he's dead-weight, and everyone at work knows it.  Today, he said something that is sure to piss off any hard working colleague:  "What're ya doin'?  All you gotta do is just lean back and put your feet up." 


I'm sure if my co-workers read this, they'll know who this post is about immediately.  It's hard to stay motivated when some douchebag asshole is walking around singing all day, making more money than everyone else.  Apparently one of the girls downstairs is his own personal secretary.  I was walking by the front desk and I heard him say, "Just give my calls to (that girl) and she'll tell them I'm in a meeting."


How can I work for a man who employs a useless drain on our payroll budget?  I've managed to deal with it internally for years, but at some point, I'm not going to be able to take it anymore.

What's wrong with this picture?


Nothing, as long as Bush has x-ray vision to see through those lens caps.

Right Wing, Left Whine

I think this speaks for itself